Father - Son Insult Fest

Adam and I had a bit of a good natured insult war going on tonight.  I started it and he ended it...or I did by saying it was time to go see Grandma and Grandpa Hall.

If you take the time to read through this, our comments are prefaced with our name.   If there is a comment without a name in front, it was made by the same person as the line above.  I was using my Blackberry and Adam was at the computer in the kitchen.  Read on and enjoy.  I need to go ice my thumbs!

James: Nerd
Adam: No you are.
James: Lol
No! You are!!!
Adam: No you are I am cool.
James: Cool as an ice cube
Adam: No that's you I am the other cool.
Carhonker.
James: Animal killer!
Gun shooter!
Adam: Hunting critizizer.
James: Game player
Brownie eater!
Book reader!
Adam: Blackberry lover.
James: Computer typer!
Pot licker
Glasses wearer
Adam: Bberry typer. Blackberry licker.
James: Backyard hunter
Freedomer
Youther
Adam: Downstairs worker.
James: Cave dweller
Adam: "Foxburrow" builder.
James: Carnivor
Xboxer
Adam: Omnivore.
p9+
James: Herbivore
Adam: Computerer.
James: Show watcher
Adam: TV hog.
James: Fisherman
Adam: Camper.
James: Hiker
Snowshoer
Backpacker
Adam: Pointy hair.
James: Fuzzy
Butcher boy
Buzzy!
Pea huck
Clapper
Adam: Booger. Goober pea eater.
Sent at 6:51 PM on Sunday
James: Crab eater
Adam: Goober.
Traveler.
James: Sponge Bob Square Nose!
Mog
Adam: Sponge Bob sguare brain.
Cow.
MOOOOOOoo
James: Controller freak
Barbie watcher
Adam: Poohbear watcher.
James: Jeremiah Johnson watcher!
Adam: Cops wATCHER.
James: Mountain Man wannabe
Brady bunch lover
Napoleon Dancer
Adam: Blackberry lover.
James: Makeup wearer
Baseball player
Elk stalker
Adam: Pampered Chef
James: Turkey caller
Adam: Pig caller.
James: Future missionary
Adam: Future old missionary.
James: Cheese eater
Adam: cow killer
James: Cheese cutter
Adam: Cow eater
Pumkin killer
James: Jamba wanter
Adam: Jamba eater
James: Snow cave builder
Adam: Hair dude
James: Eskimo wannabe
Caribou kisser
Adam: Always scouting wannabe
Netflix wanter
Netflix paper frog maker
James: Angel lover
Mathis heroer
Adam: A's lover
James: Red Sox hater
Adam: Eckersly, Mckguire, and Canseco heroer.
James: House killer
Adam: Yankees hater.
James: Bat boy
Adam: Bat girl
James: Catcher!
Adam: Screamer
Singer
James: Nancy!
Adam: Pancy
Everyword speaker
James: Bit talker
Byte sayer
Adam: Pillow lover
James: Bytheway listener
Adam: Shower lover
James: Bubble maker
Adam: Apostle listener
Booger maker
James: prophet follower
Adam: same as youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Baby talker
James: Baby changer
Babysitter
Adam: Baby thrower
James: Upchucker
Adam: diaper changer
James: Sneezer
Adam: Hungarian partridge
dog
James: Gun wanter
Bobwhite
Pronghorn dorkelope
Adam: Make me get it maker
Raven
James: Moose Twit!
Adam: Bear bather
James: Elk eater
Bantha fodder
Wookie
Wookie
Adam: Sly dog
rebel scum
James: Snuffleupagus
Adam: Big bird
Elmo
James: Barney
Adam: Cookie monster
Barbie
James: Princess Leah
Adam: Bj Baby bop
Ham Solo
Darth Tader
James: Bert and Ernie
Adam: Oscar
James: Cuke Skywalker
Adam: Grover
James: Grover
Adam: Princess Lettuce
James: Beaker
Mrs potato head
Adam: C3- Peanuts
Angry eyes
James: Monkey chow
Evil indy
Adam: Little bow peap
Ham
James: Sheep loser
Adam: Rex
James: Woody
Buzz
Light
Year
Adam: Arm loser. Yodeler
James: Stinky pete
Adam: Bullseye
James: Rider in the sky
Too slim
Adam: Bull in a china shop
James: Smelly bugger
Adam: Bull in a China soap
James: Soy bean hater
Adam: Edemomey
dobe Reader
James: Bunk bed sleeper
Adam: Adobe reader 9
James: Tent liver
Adam: Queen
bed sleeper
Tinkerbell
James: Smack typer
Adam: snoring beauty
James: Stink or smell
Adam: Shrek
Snow black
Fiona
James: Kiss your whole facer
Donkey
Adam: Donkey
James: Puss I boots
Adam: Puss in Boots
James: In
Adam: Fairy God mother
Evil sister
James: Prince Charming
Adam: Tomato lover
James: Not!
Adam: Onion
Bellosh
James: Tomato milkshake drinker
Balrog
Adam: That is them
Bullfighter
Indiana bone
indiana cones
James: Girlfriend smoocher
Adam: Ka cheega
James: Mater
Kermit
Miss piggy
Adam: The king. Jamie the ant
James: Animal
Adam: Fuzzy bear
James: Dress wearer
Adam: Dress Designer
American Idol champion wannabe
James: Captain underpants
Adam: Captain underwear
King of pants
James: Captain chaos
Adam: Fake dog scat maker
James: Ipod listener
Scat sniffer
Adam: Ipod buyer
James: Scat eater
Stay up too later
Adam: Iphone wannahave
James: Any phone wannahave!
Adam: New car wannaget
James: Nose runner
Adam: Lao che
Goober picker
James: Any car wanna get
Adam: Goober growing
James: Lollipop licker
Adam: Lollipop maker
James: Oompa Loompa
Adam: Lollipop princess
Chocolate factory wannahave
James: You throw like a girl
Adam: Yo play ball like a girl
James: Play ball like a girl
Yogurt eater
Adam: You run like a girl
Mom runs like a 2 year old
James: You smell like a wookie
Adam: You smell like a wet dog
James: Armpit sniffer
Adam: Tooter
James: Horn blower
Adam: Cuzou player
James: Lawn mower
Adam: Car drier
James: Ankle biter
Adam: Hankie blower
James: Squash lover
Adam: Potato hater
James: Toilet scrubber
Pooch smoocher
Adam: Smelliot
James: Sid hair wanter
Adam: Sid the science kid
Gerald
James: Science kid wannabe
Shuttle launcher
Pilot wannabe
Adam: Buh na na na nuw
James: Hymn singer
Talk giver
Adam: Choir singer wannabe
Chapel lover
James: Hunting video maker
Adam: "I pay my tithing every week"
James: Brownie eater
Adam: Toe eater
Booger eater
Frankenstein
James: Slow typer
Adam: Slow thinker
James: Telletubby
Adam: Tinker toy
James: Tinky winky
Dipsy
Adam: Po Tinky winky
James: La la
Poe
Adam: La La
James: Nu nu
Adam: Teletubbie
Tubby custard
James: Tank engine
Adam: Tubby toast
James: Diesel
Adam: Barnie wannabe
James: Dinasoar poop
Adam: Recycle Bin
Dino crap
James: Garbage can dweller
Adam: Egg orange juice drinker
James: Mustard water drinker
Adam: Napeleoan Dynamite
James: Ketchup water drinker
Trout fisher
Adam: Salmon fishier wannabe
James: Rock Lobster
Adam: Red Lobster
Crab crap
James: Chinese Gourmet
Adam: Jammers wearer
James: Fish gill
Nemo
Adam: Got to go
Sent at 7:33 PM on Sunday

Fire up the fryer!!!

I heard about this on Geek Brief today. I did a search and found a recipe. I am going to have to try this!

http://archive.southcoasttoday.com/daily/01-99/01-16-99/a05op025.htm

http://www.recipezaar.com/156010

Baby Names...

A friend sent me this link to a site that has collected Utah baby names over a period of ten years. I can't imagine how stupid some people can be. Why on earth would anyone name their kid some of the names found on this list? Are people really that dumb? I am sure it is cute in the beginning, but how on earth does a kid learn to spell "Vyquetoriya Walkasheaqua" let alone say it?

There are some names on that list that I am sure I would get hit by my mother-in-law if I said them in front of her.

How on earth do you explain to a child how/why they were named "Zestpoole"? Their name is forever going to be questioned by spell-check and anyone with half a brain!!!

See for yourself... http://www.wesclark.com/ubn/

Welcome to Utah, if you can come up with a stupid name, someone in the state is willing to name their kid with it.

Horse with five legs...

Yesterday we were heading up to Willard to pickup some pie cherries for Marni's mom. The road I normally take to the freeway was closed for construction, so I decided to just head up the old highway that parallels the freeway.

As we were driving along I noticed in a field off to the left an obviously male horse. I thought no more of it and did not feel any particular reason to point the horse out to anyone else in the van. A few moments later, Carolyn pipes up and announces that she had just seen a horse with five legs.

I sat there in stunned silence for a few moments until I looked at Marni and we both started laughing. I thought I was going to drive off the road.

Stitches Update

Sammy got his stitches out today!!! We stopped by the doctor's office and nurse Terry took them out. Sammy did very well and only bled a little bit. I had to hold his hands to keep him from knocking the scissors and tweezers out of the Terry's hands. Now Sammy has some tape over the scar to keep things held together while the healing continues. He is going to have one cool scar!!

For his bravery Sammy got a Small Gulp (little brother to the Big Gulp)!

Best Burger Anywhere!

Last week I was in Page, AZ on business. I was looking for someplace to eat for dinner and remembered a really good place just off the main drag.

If you ever find yourself in Page, stop by and have a bite to eat at Slackers. I had the Bacon Burger. Wow!!! I can't begin to describe how incredibly delicious the burger was. It was grilled to perfection and topped with crisp bacon, just the way I like it.

For the cost conscious, you can't go wrong at Slackers. I had the bacon burger, fries, and a drink for $8.75. Compare that to the barely edible rib eye steak I had the night before at one of the local steak joints in Page for which I paid $24.

http://www.slackersrestaurant.com/

Ouch!! That hurts!!

I spent most of the past week at a customer site working on some equipment issues they were having. Finally, Friday morning we had fixed the problems and I was ready to head for home. On my way into town to gas up and head out, I called home to tell the family the good news. I was greeted on the phone by Adam. Adam told me that mom was busy taking care of Sammy.

Sammy had been playing with the kids across the street. He was hiding next to their truck and turned to run...right into the open door of the truck. As you can see from the pictures, Sammy did quite a number on his forehead. Marni finally called me on her way to the doctor to get things sewn up. She called me later to tell me that Sammy had six stitches in his forehead. Later when she took the bandage off, we realized that he really has seven stitches. Poor kid. Now he is going to have a cool scar...Lucky!!

This going out of town thing is dangerous for my family. I was in Rexburg, Idaho one time and Marni called to tell me that Carolyn had fallen back on a chair and hit her head on the table. If I remember right, Carolyn ended up with five staples in the back of her head from that one.